OT: Help me identify the processor on this board...

[duskglow]

This thread was derailed from the first post.

BTW...  just so it's clear, I am probably the biggest  er you'll see.  Generally, if I'm not talking about something specifically related to the topic (I'll never intentionally spread misinfo), just assume I'm completely full of it.

I say that in the possibility that

Hey! That hurt my feelings!

was sincere.

[c4757p]

Ha! No, my skin's even thicker than my skull, and my sarcasm more frequent than my sincerity. Also, I've been laughing my ass off for the past fifteen minutes. My feelings are just fine.

[duskglow]

I figured, but I try to make sure that's clear.  I hate misunderstandings, especially when they're easily avoided.

I have a bunch of diodes, do you think I should turn them into NEDs?

[c4757p]

Just to remind you people, we got to this point from boobs. Yes, boobs dangling over a motherboard. Dear lord people are weird.

A bunch of boobs arguing about boobs.

[duskglow]

People?  No, people are just fine.  Engineers are weird.  This would have turned out very, very differently on a hot rod forum. 

[c4757p]

I have a bunch of diodes, do you think I should turn them into NEDs?

Nothing-emitting diodes? Non-existent diodes? Went right over my head...

[duskglow]

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q1/8972.html 

[c4757p]

The same technique works quite nicely to create an LED. Also, wet pants and bad language.

[duskglow]

Or a fourth of July firework.

(Insert any other nationalistic holiday for my non-American friends here.  Roo-exploding day for the Aussies.  Firework-explodes-YOU day in Russia.  We-finally-got-rid-of-the-colonies day in the UK) 

[c4757p]

Wait... so the Aussies just skip over July 4? What do they do - just adjust their count to 5 after the third, or get drunk and black out for 24 hours after the 3rd, or...

[duskglow]

I think their national hobby on July 4th is eye-rolling.  "Those crazy Yanks!"

[c4757p]

Firework-explodes-YOU day in Russia.

Judging from what I've seen of Russia on YouTube, that's a surprisingly apt Russian Reversal.

[duskglow]

Mechatrommer, I don't know if it's because English is not your first language, but I find what you just wrote to be somewhat incomprehensible.

I do find the quote of Einstein that you used to be interesting, though.  I actually agree with it.  Eckhart Tolle uses that quote liberally in his book "The Power of Now".  However, my belief system tends to be far more mystical.

[rolycat]

Or a fourth of July firework.

(Insert any other nationalistic holiday for my non-American friends here.  Roo-exploding day for the Aussies.  Firework-explodes-YOU day in Russia.  We-finally-got-rid-of-the-colonies day in the UK) 

Nah, we Brits have an exploding-stuff day too, but we have to wait until November before we pretend to blow up the Houses of Parliament. (That is what we do on the 5th isn't it, guys?).

(Guys - see what I did there?  )

[smashedProton]

[/quote]Damn straight I am. I see we're finally getting to know each other. [/quote][atheist cap on] i still struggling try to accept your existence. until i see you face to face, i dont believe you exist! [/atheist cap off ... quickly]
[/quote]

I believe in his existence because of the probability method.  The probability of the the planets alignment multiplied to the probability of a member on this forum being a woman clearly states that there are no fake accounts on this forum.

[nitro2k01]

people generally are heavily mislead to think that "religion" is the culprit and the cause of destruction, but no... it actually "power" "lust" "wealth and richness" that cause all these madness. the people in power they put in media and blame on religion, they hire terrorists to wear religion dress etc, they are very good at making plot and libel, fighting between us down below here religious and unreligious guys is exactly what they want to see as their entertainment while they collecting power and richness you give power to an atheist the world will be detroyed, history proved its not religion or atheism, its the "power" they hold, the power to control and pay medias, the power to be above the law, the power to kill, destroy, infiltrate and the power to hide it and get away

Of course in the end it's up to some people's hunger for power. It just so happens that it's easier to convince sheep that have been taught from young age to believe things on faith. It's easy for people in power to exploit that to gain support. That is the negative role that religion is playing.

people accepting the theory of evolution through probability as not an insult they embrace it with happiness, but when it comes to religion, its an insult and all of the unacceptability and an offense, its the superphobia for them.

There's a crucial difference. Evolution has come about by looking at evidence and trying to reach a conclusion. People trying to prove religion by using "science and mathematics" are starting with the conclusion and try to find evidence.
Oh, and apart from that, those "science and mathematics" arguments are typically complete bullshit, but never mind that.

[smashedProton]

Lets go back to talking about boobies

[c4757p]

BOOBIES!

[duskglow]

Aww ya beat me to it!

[c4757p]

Would you believe me if I said that whenever I hear the word "boobies", that truly is the first thing I think of?

[duskglow]

Not a chance in hell.

[c4757p]

Ha. Didn't think so.

[4to20Milliamps]

 

[GeoffS]

Would you believe me if I said that whenever I hear the word "boobies", that truly is the first thing I think of?

Yes I do. It's because you're not an immature adolescent  .

[duskglow]

Not a chance in hell.

Yes I do. It's because you're not an immature adolescent  .

Hey!  I'm just a guy!  I like headlights gazongas funbags racks mammaries boobies, and I'm not ashamed of it.