Post a picture of a cat!

[tautech]

NZ Police reveal their Secret Cat Division...........

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=external&v=376504073885359

[Cerebus]

NZ Police reveal their Secret Cat Division...........

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=external&v=376504073885359

A Facebook link? Really?

I think we're now at the point where we all know how toxic Facebook is that it falls into that category of "Things you shouldn't let you friends do" like smoking in the Baby's room or drink driving. Just saying ...

[Ed.Kloonk]

Every time someone shares a FB link, a little kitten dies.

[tautech]

Oh FFS have the TV article instead. 
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/cat-burglars-beware-police-show-off-video-newest-recruit

[Ed.Kloonk]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

[Ed.Kloonk]

Oh FFS have the TV article instead. 
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/cat-burglars-beware-police-show-off-video-newest-recruit

[Cerebus]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

[Ed.Kloonk]

The cat thinks it's purrrfect.

By cat standards in my experience at least, it's considerably larger than it needs to be!  Positively palatial!



-Pat

A few days ago there was a note left in my letter box. It was a missing parrot notice including a picture of 'skittles'.

It said that if you know where he is or what happened to him please contact [phone number].

I half thought about borrowing one of the kid's phones and texting that sleeping cat picture above.

[Cubdriver]

The cat thinks it's purrrfect.

By cat standards in my experience at least, it's considerably larger than it needs to be!  Positively palatial!



-Pat

A few days ago there was a note left in my letter box. It was a missing parrot notice including a picture of 'skittles'.

It said that if you know where he is or what happened to him please contact [phone number].

I half thought about borrowing one of the kid's phones and texting that sleeping cat picture above.

You have a warped sense of humor.  I like it!

-Pat

[Neomys Sapiens]

Like this?
'Brunch' by Michael Sowa

[Ed.Kloonk]

Like this?
'Brunch' by Michael Sowa

Almost has a Cheshire Cat grin too! 

[GlennSprigg]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

If you are not a fan of cats, that's OK, but why are you here then??   
We all know that cats don't chase sticks in the river, or run up to us panting & excited... 
but they have OTHER properties, that depict peace and comfort, at times we need it!!   

[BU508A]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

If you are not a fan of cats, that's OK, but why are you here then??   
We all know that cats don't chase sticks in the river, or run up to us panting & excited... 
but they have OTHER properties, that depict peace and comfort, at times we need it!!   

Cerebus do like cats, but he has a little tendency to irony from time to time.   

[PlainName]

but they have OTHER properties

* Sharp claws
* Infinite supply of loose hairs
* Intestine extraction with surgical precision (to then leave on the carpet)
* ...

[Cerebus]

but they have OTHER properties

* Sharp claws
* Infinite supply of loose hairs
* Intestine extraction with surgical precision (to then leave on the carpet)
* ...

Sitting staring at you demanding that you come and be a slave NOW or you will be persuaded to move with claws gently inserted in your knee. (As madam is doing as I type. Be back soon...)

[Cerebus]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

If you are not a fan of cats, that's OK, but why are you here then??   
We all know that cats don't chase sticks in the river, or run up to us panting & excited... 
but they have OTHER properties, that depict peace and comfort, at times we need it!!   

Cerebus do like cats, but he has a little tendency to irony from time to time.   

"GlennSprigg" 'thinks' I'm some "KIND" of monster because I once, quite politely, asked him to adopt a slightly more readable posting style for everybody's benefit (The whole unedifying saga starts here if you really want to know). Since them he has never missed an opportunity to misrepresent what I've said and why I've said it, even going to the extent of claiming that I live to lie in bed at night masturbating to the memory of bullying him. He applies the most negative interpretation to anything I say, and weirdly I think he does actually believe it. He claims to want a quiet life and to only want to talk to the nice people, but then goes and pokes and prods the people that he has labelled as 'nasty' - as he has here. As well as 'irony' he needs to learn what 'projection' is. I don't let it bother me because, well life's too short, but on this occasion a little explanation was warranted.

Now, watch him "go off on one". <- Placed here in the hope that he won't, to prove me wrong.

[Ed.Kloonk]

[Psi]

[Cerebus]

"Well, if you didn't want me to sit here, why did you put down a nice comfy piece of paper? Eh? Answer me that."

[DavidAlfa]

Regarding the OP message, literally my thoughts of nowadays internet drama/same crap everyday 

[Miyuki]

Beast in the wildness 

[Ed.Kloonk]

Lemme guess. Cat's name is Balzac.

[GlennSprigg]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

If you are not a fan of cats, that's OK, but why are you here then??   
We all know that cats don't chase sticks in the river, or run up to us panting & excited... 
but they have OTHER properties, that depict peace and comfort, at times we need it!!   

Cerebus do like cats, but he has a little tendency to irony from time to time.   

"GlennSprigg" 'thinks' I'm some "KIND" of monster because I once, quite politely, asked him to adopt a slightly more readable posting style for everybody's benefit (The whole unedifying saga starts here if you really want to know). Since them he has never missed an opportunity to misrepresent what I've said and why I've said it, even going to the extent of claiming that I live to lie in bed at night masturbating to the memory of bullying him. He applies the most negative interpretation to anything I say, and weirdly I think he does actually believe it. He claims to want a quiet life and to only want to talk to the nice people, but then goes and pokes and prods the people that he has labelled as 'nasty' - as he has here. As well as 'irony' he needs to learn what 'projection' is. I don't let it bother me because, well life's too short, but on this occasion a little explanation was warranted.

Now, watch him "go off on one". <- Placed here in the hope that he won't, to prove me wrong.

If "Life is so short" dear Cerebus, It's strange that you found the time to go back over the years, in order to 'pull-up' your ancient interpretations?
And of course you had to 'try' and finish with the likes of... "watch him "go off . . ."  Ermmm... no, but are you saying that YOU can close(?) a discussion, but that
my 'mere-ness' is not allowed to reply??  I'm sorry, but you fail to see the Forrest for the trees...  I was just mucking around about 'cats' in general, when someone
pointed out that you like cats... Great!! However, YOU, again, took this to another level, spending an hour or so in 'research', to voice your opinion of me...

Cerebus... Unlike YOUR comments over the years about me, for which I had replied somewhat less eloquently than 'humans' should, MY life is now most certainly
too short, (physically), to care much about what you think, mate. There's a famous quote about... "Never the Twain shall meet!"... and that's OK by me!!! 
The people I know & care about, and those that know/knew me, are ALL that is important!!   

[Cerebus]

No need to get all catty about it.

 

Ooh look, his tail has gone all fluffy. Ah, how cute. 

If you are not a fan of cats, that's OK, but why are you here then??   
We all know that cats don't chase sticks in the river, or run up to us panting & excited... 
but they have OTHER properties, that depict peace and comfort, at times we need it!!   

Cerebus do like cats, but he has a little tendency to irony from time to time.   

"GlennSprigg" 'thinks' I'm some "KIND" of monster because I once, quite politely, asked him to adopt a slightly more readable posting style for everybody's benefit (The whole unedifying saga starts here if you really want to know). Since them he has never missed an opportunity to misrepresent what I've said and why I've said it, even going to the extent of claiming that I live to lie in bed at night masturbating to the memory of bullying him. He applies the most negative interpretation to anything I say, and weirdly I think he does actually believe it. He claims to want a quiet life and to only want to talk to the nice people, but then goes and pokes and prods the people that he has labelled as 'nasty' - as he has here. As well as 'irony' he needs to learn what 'projection' is. I don't let it bother me because, well life's too short, but on this occasion a little explanation was warranted.

Now, watch him "go off on one". <- Placed here in the hope that he won't, to prove me wrong.

If "Life is so short" dear Cerebus, It's strange that you found the time to go back over the years, in order to 'pull-up' your ancient interpretations?
And of course you had to 'try' and finish with the likes of... "watch him "go off . . ."  Ermmm... no, but are you saying that YOU can close(?) a discussion, but that
my 'mere-ness' is not allowed to reply??  I'm sorry, but you fail to see the Forrest for the trees...  I was just mucking around about 'cats' in general, when someone
pointed out that you like cats... Great!! However, YOU, again, took this to another level, spending an hour or so in 'research', to voice your opinion of me...

Cerebus... Unlike YOUR comments over the years about me, for which I had replied somewhat less eloquently than 'humans' should, MY life is now most certainly
too short, (physically), to care much about what you think, mate. There's a famous quote about... "Never the Twain shall meet!"... and that's OK by me!!! 
The people I know & care about, and those that know/knew me, are ALL that is important!!   

Glenn, old buddy, old chum. Give it a rest. Put me on your ignore list, don't reply to my messages and you'll never have to hear from me again. But you won't, because you like stirring up trouble.

[Ed.Kloonk]