I'll admit that I got a bit carried away with the exaggerated examples of a human "flying" onto a high voltage line.
The initial question (which got answered in this thread) was asked of me when the person said she couldn't release her hands when she got electrocuted at work. Now I've learned the muscles contract, and, as I knew, although technically every 8.3ms the voltage is 0v (which is an extremely short time) and a person should be able to pull away, the muscles will cause the person to grip the object(s). The other anomalies of getting hurt come into play such as falling off a ladder and other situations, but the main answer is the muscles contract.
As for getting electrocuted, safety is key, but we all know that regardless of measures put in place, electricity is going to try and find a pathway to ground. I never considered shoes as being a conductor, but this is why accidents happen.
This is why i was trying to understand a hypothetical situation of eliminating "ground" and "neutral", and what a human would feel touching/grabbing/sitting on a power line comprised of high voltage. One time I asked my PhD co-worker a similar question and sometimes he'd answer questions with a sarcastic answer causing me to wonder if he was joking.
If I remember correctly, he mentioned a human would get zapped, and, when I asked about a bird, he said they have less capacitance.
This caused me to wonder: where/how is electricity going through my body if I'm sitting on a power line without ground anywhere near; hence why I presented such a hypothetical scenario.