It's war! Programming languages are just like religions, and there are defenders for each language.
Yep, I guess it was a predictable outcome....
As someone who has direct real commercial experience of every single language mentioned so far in this thread I can honestly state there are always arguments for and against every language in existence....
Nevertheless, the important questions are, what are you trying to achieve, how much time do you have? i.e. the use case... it's not about which one is best "because that's what I know" but about the fundamental use case. Ever language has it's benefits and drawbacks and it's evangelists and it's detractors but that is NOT important.
The OP asked a specific question about Java, Python and PHP, his elaboration on further posts pointed towards a specific use case, in which case there are obvious choices to get him there quickly....