Stop trying to sell me a 3d printer. I've got enough projects on the go already

(it is happening some time this or next year. I cant put it off any longer)
Edit: BTW USPS = shit.
My VTVM probe kit has been bouncing around from 1st of April to 6th in Miami going bloody nowhere.
Well... you know...
"When the only tool you have is a 3D Printer... EVERY problem looks like something you can fix with a 3D printed hammer. Or pliers. Or wrench. Or bracket. Or bushing. Or spacer. Or box. Or knob. Or corner piece. Or..." 
Yeah; something most people don't know is that until it's actually scanned into the carrier's "line of mail", a parcel is primarily tracked by "projected progress through the system".
If you've ever seen your parcel sitting at one location for a long time, then suddenly it's gone and several new "scans" from preceding hubs magically appear in the timeline... what happened is that the one time it was scanned during its entire journey was as it passed through a conveyor being loaded onto a truck, and the system "adjusted" its history "as projected".

It's all about them meeting their "metrics"; like most goals in today's business world, these are figures some dingle half the country away pulled out of his arse, based more on his own wish list than ANYTHING in prior history or even any phase of reality we mere mortals dwell in.
If in doubt, just make something. I built the ESR meter mentioned earlier with crap I had lying around. Only on breadboard now - will do a manhattan board for it later when I'm totally happy. Would benefit from a 50uA meter but I only had a 100uA on hand. Will get a few at Kempton as they are useful and there's usually a metric ton of the things. Calibrated it roughly with 1 and 10 ohm 1% MF resistors and it appears to do the trick. Running frequency is 87KHz.
Shonky 50 year old Dubilier cap which was getting hot in circuit:
Brand new 47uF panasonic electrolytic:
Total cost £0
Original link: https://www.eevblog.com/forum/projects/5-transistor-esr-meter-design/
Edit: I am currently creatively knackering some old electrolytic capacitors so I have something to test. I just woke the kids up with one which I pushed a bit too far
Also I am really super happy with that HP power supply. Could be my favourite bit of gear now 
Thats looking really good, a cheap and cheerful ESR from scrap parts, problem being its a one trick pony, with something my XJW01, or the DE-5000 you can measure capacitance, inductance and resistance/impedance at various frequencies. That said if you only want to measure the ESR of a suspect cap, then that should be fine because a cap can measure within its tolerance for cap value but ESR can still be miles out and cause all kinds of problems.
It's fine to replace all caps carte blanche if its an item that you intend to keep, but if it's going to be flipped soon on Ebay then it can be very useful to pinpoint the faulty cap and just replace it otherwise you may well find it hard to recoup your expenses.
Been working on the pioneer A109 amp tonight and after cleaning the PCB it blew the replacement fuse. Stripped it down and found a nuked MOSFET on the output, just ordered a couple up, mega expensive @ £2.62 for 4
Don't get me wrong... I think it's awresome that you threw that together out of what have you. I did a similar project from Dick Smith's notes on Anatek.com back when I was reality-checking the "Blue" ESR Meter. When I was done I had something similar on a bit of perfboard with a 9V battery holder. In the end I decided it was worth the $70 they were asking for the kit for in-circuit testing.
A 3D print for the group - -group-therapy-thread/?action=dlattach;attach=698181;image)

mnem
*Couch-tuber time widda kiddles*