am thinking a democratic republic is not worth the trouble. a dictatorship would save me a lot of time standing in lines.
One of the things that changed immediately when Pinochet took over in Chile 1973, apart from people being disappeared, tortured and shot, was that the food stores overflowed -- apparently there had been some coördinated stock piling going on, to prove the point of dictatorship. The Allende era concept of "las colas", the queues, vanished overnight. Much rejoicing, if you weren't being suspended from your private parts while waiting to be shot.
However, as the initial surge of purchaseable goods faded, waiting together with other people for the chance to ask about a disappeared relative or to get the chance of buying something sort of resurfaced, but not in the unruly proletariat form of "las colas".
No, in a dictatorship queues are transformed into formation, "las filas".
Today, no Chilean resident uses "colas", the Newspeak "filas" has taken over completely.
So, I'm afraid that either way you're turning, your frozen butt points backwards. In line.