engineering jokes

• #250 Reply
  Posted by BU508A on 22 Oct, 2020 19:53
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• #251 Reply
  Posted by BU508A on 09 Mar, 2021 08:12
• Good morning EEVBlog fellows 
  
  
• #252 Reply
  Posted by bd139 on 09 Mar, 2021 08:25
• C! Here as I’m lactose intolerant 
• #253 Reply
  Posted by BU508A on 09 Mar, 2021 08:35
• Especially for you:
  
  
  
  After all, the equation does not say anything about lactose. 
  
   
• #254 Reply
  Posted by bd139 on 09 Mar, 2021 12:05
• That’s fair 
  
• #255 Reply
  Posted by Cyberdragon on 09 Mar, 2021 19:08
• Is the milk technically even whole anymore with the lactose removed.
• #256 Reply
  Posted by RJSV on 09 Mar, 2021 22:29
• The bunch of manufacturing TECHs, at Qantel, Hayward, Ca were wild (and smart).
    There was always the 'Boots under the door, to the toilet: obvious someone in there ?' No.
  Stupid stupid stupid.
     The clean room guyes made hard resin 'spills', that's a paper cup looking like it got knocked over by accident and looks like a mess of liquid spilled out.
  Sounds stupid, but I guess stupid has its own particular strength. Worked to make the new guy start dividing with his belt, and kept checking his calculator.
  I don't know what those cruel bast's thought, that that could even be funny!
     Oh and now realizing, you didn't specify 'Practical Jokes...
  
     I know you can get freon to explode a shrink tube.
  Place tie wraps on ends and fill w freon. (Place 'bomb' in aisle). Eventually, room temperature acts to raise freon pressure, and ... BAM
• #257 Reply
  Posted by daqq on 11 Mar, 2021 12:31
• I always assumed that this was the case. Thank you internet for the confirmation.

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• #258 Reply
  Posted by harerod on 11 Mar, 2021 17:10
• Q: How many German engineers does it take to change a light bulp?
  A: Just won! Ve are werry efficient and don't haff a sense of humor!
• #259 Reply
  Posted by metrologist on 12 Mar, 2021 04:36
• Heads up
  
  
• #260 Reply
  Posted by BU508A on 23 Mar, 2021 07:41
• Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
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  Their ancestors are vi-kings.
• #261 Reply
  Posted by jonovid on 27 Mar, 2021 21:25
• Please Explain! ...this
  
• #262 Reply
  Posted by Ed.Kloonk on 27 Mar, 2021 22:17
• Quote from: jonovid on 27 Mar, 2021 21:25

  Please Explain! ...this
  
  

  
  Holy shit!
  
  A white Geordi La forge!
  
  
• #263 Reply
  Posted by Ed.Kloonk on 27 Mar, 2021 22:20
• What do you get when you cross a beaver with an elephant?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I don't know either, but you should see the size of the dams this thing builds.
• #264 Reply
  Posted by Cyberdragon on 27 Mar, 2021 23:49
• A number walks into a program bar looking sus. "What are you doing here?" Says the bartender. "I'm just an integer minding my own buisiness" "Yeah...sure." The number's jacket pops open revealing a decimal and a bunch more numbers. "I knew you were double when you walked in!"
• #265 Reply
  Posted by bsfeechannel on 28 Mar, 2021 06:13
• Quote from: jonovid on 27 Mar, 2021 21:25

  Please Explain! ...this
  
  

  
  No wonder you're confused. He forgot to mention that the combo combobulator is in fact actuated by the pin of the clamp pole inside the ratcheting rachelette mounted on the shifting shaft.
• #266 Reply
  Posted by rfclown on 28 Mar, 2021 22:19
• The original is a Turbo Encabulator.
  
  
• #267 Reply
  Posted by MrMobodies on 28 Mar, 2021 23:48
• What meat burger is pretence?
• #268 Reply
  Posted by bsfeechannel on 29 Mar, 2021 17:24
• Impossible™ Whopper®?
• #269 Reply
  Posted by MrMobodies on 29 Mar, 2021 18:51
• meat free burger.
• #270 Reply
  Posted by coppice on 29 Mar, 2021 19:23
• Quote from: MrMobodies on 29 Mar, 2021 18:51

  meat free burger.
  

  Fat free burgers. You only pay for the meat.
  
• #271 Reply
  Posted by Ed.Kloonk on 30 Mar, 2021 09:40
• Made in U.K.   
  
  
  

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• #272 Reply
  Posted by Shiv on 30 Mar, 2021 10:38
• Quote from: Noize on 18 Sep, 2012 12:18

  Four friends go on holiday to South Africa - one English, one American, one French and one Chinese. While out trekking in the countryside they find some gold in the ground. The Frenchman, a geologist, realises that they have stumbled across a rich seam, suitable for a new mine.
  
  The American happens to be a billionaire, so he buys the land with an arrangement that they split the profits four ways - The Englishman is an engineer, so is put in charge of extraction. The Chinese man is involved in import and export so is put in charge of supplies. The Frenchman is a manager, so is put in charge with overseeing the whole operation.
  
  A year later the American returns to see how his investment is going. First he goes to the main office to see how the Frenchman is doing.
  
  "Well," he says, "we're getting some gold out, but there seem to be some problems with the extraction. You'd better go down and see."
  
  So the American walks down to the mine, meets the Englishman emerging from the entrance and asks him how things are going.
  
  "Well" he says, "my boys are fine, but the Chinese guy just isn't pulling his weight. Go down there and you'll see what I mean."
  
  So he walks down into the mine. After a couple of hundred yards it's almost pitch black down there and he can't see or hear anyone. All of a sudden the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a pillar and shouts "Supplies!" 
  

  
  
   
• #273 Reply
  Posted by BU508A on 30 Mar, 2021 17:37
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• #274 Reply
  Posted by bsfeechannel on 31 Mar, 2021 01:22
• I find it interesting how Keysight uses the banana beta decay as a staple of its technology.