I am currently working on an enhanced version of the Batteriser. After the voltage is boosted so I can get double the power out of a battery, I put it through another buck converter to take it down to a voltage that exactly matches the voltage on the battery.
This has the technical advantage over the original Batteriser in that torch user get a visual feedback on the state of their batteries, and it means that electronic devices can accurately judge the state of the batteries. For example, if I was deep in a sea cave using my Triton Artifical Gills a few hundred meters underwater and if I was using the original Batteriser in my torch, I would get no warning that the battery was flat. One moment the torch is working, the next moment the battery is dead. With absolutely no light deep in this sea cave a few hundred meters underwater using my Triton Artifical Gills, I could even suffer a slight anxiety. With my revolutionary new technology, I would get a gradual indication of the lowering charge in the battery and thus eliminating all possible causes of anxiety.
I have managed to reduce the size of these dual stage inverters down to undetectable nano particles that you brush onto the positive battery terminal, upon which they immediately fuse into the metal contact and take on the exact characteristics of the contacts.
As you can understand, I cannot reveal any technical details at all because I am spending all my time applying for patents. I will be supplying my undetectable nano particles in a small plastics vial, but as far as I can see, there are millions of other apparently empty plastic vials on the market that are probably also full of undetectable nano particles. My legal team is already sending out letters to these patent violators.
There is no need to check the efficiency, because I know that I will get at least double the power out. Measurements are technical and they just confuse everyone.
Yeah, so we get to laugh at them while they have $400k of other people's money. Their embarrassment is our amusement; I'd rather it be for something productive.
Sure, but it is what it is.
Since this whole Batteriser thing started I don't think I've met a single person who has not mentioned it to me and laughed and facepalmed. People seems to be genuinely fascinated by the stupidity of it all.
I am currently working on an enhanced version of the Batteriser. After the voltage is boosted so I can get double the power out of a battery, I put it through another buck converter to take it down to a voltage that exactly matches the voltage on the battery.
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I have managed to reduce the size of these dual stage inverters down to undetectable nano particles that you brush onto the positive battery terminal, upon which they immediately fuse into the metal contact and take on the exact characteristics of the contacts.
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I have submitted your idea to Flakey and Shanky (along with a little money). They haverewardedawarded you with the:
"F&S 'Emperor has new clothes' award for best managed product development and for showing exceptional leadership"
(The Emperor has new clothes award, celebrates the work of Hans Christian Andersen, who made a living writing fairy stories).
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They can't do anything. Batteroo already have the money.
Maybe Batteroo has the money - but aren't there non-financial actions they could take?
From an alleged Frost & Sullivan Roohparvar interview dated July 2015:
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From an alleged Frost & Sullivan Roohparvar interview dated July 2015:
VS: What kind of customer feedback mechanism do you have in place to ensure that the product development and innovation matches market and customer needs?
BR: From the start, Batteriser is committed to maintaining a strong online presence, which will allow for customers to contact us whenever they’d like. Consumers will be able to reach out to us through our web site, via e-mail, and via social media like Facebook and twitter....